about JERKY

welcome to my online store where we've curated the dumb shit i say that makes people laugh and put it on everyday products!

(a video about the origin and how this crazy idea got started coming soon!)

but basically, everyone kept saying..."that should be on a t-shirt!" so after thinking about it for 5 years, i finally decided to bite the bullet and make it happen. hopefully i've made you laugh too.

i'm dicky and so are my friends...that's funny to me. it's called "banter"...let's go!

i say stupid shit all the time AND i tell jokes in my sleep...just ask her!

sleep joking...

they call me JERKY for a reason...don't let that smile fool you. origin story coming soon!

coming soon...